Management training courses help hide your incompetence

What does being a manager actually entail? That you manage?
Well, we all manage.
What do people mean when they say that they’ll manage? They mean that they don’t really know what they’re doing, but that they’ll blunder through somehow; that they’ll somehow escape from a situation unscathed, barely succeeding in the face of their own ignorance [...]

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Finding a dentist

The easiest way to find a dentist is to phone the NHS line where you can register to be an NHS dentistry patient, give your name and address and then wait a year or so. Easy.
If you need a dentist sooner than that, maybe look for one who is operating privately. See if you can [...]

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Finding an estate agent

Far and away the easiest way to find an estate agent is to buy a house. You will probably run into a few while you’re looking for a decent house to buy, but from then on, once they know about your existence, they’ll find you.
Firstly, when looking for a house, they’ll be sending you information [...]

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Finding a lawyer

If you need a lawyer, you can either approach one in their natural habitat or just haul one off the street. It’s probably best to opt for the latter approach being as meeting a lawyer in their office is a dispiriting affair and you can also see what your money is being spent on (mostly [...]

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Finding an IT professional

Finding an IT professional is an easy task. These people are computer nerds of such unparalleled nerdiness that they’ve opted to make nerding around with computers their career. So look for IT professionals in places where nerds tend to congregate.
I’d suggest the following places.

A comic book shop
The computer game section of the supermarket

Unfortunately, with the [...]

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Finding a nurse

You might require a nurse for any number of reasons. You might need nurses to work for you. You might need nurses to attend to a huge gaping wound in your leg after you had a go at wood chopping and made a balls of it. You might even require a nurse in a pervy [...]

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